I like several things

the sun on a cold day
the smell of my house
the pastry bit on cheesecakes
the night sky with no artificial lighting
the city, the life
the country, the natural
the colours of the rainbow
the joy when I make others smile
the idea of mini coopers
the feeling of hot water running down your throat
the taste of peanut butter sandwiches
the sound of crinkling plastic sleeves
the clicking of cameras
the smell of burning candles (like, actually)
the fulfilment when you do a good deed
the thought of freedom
the dreaming of a good night's sleep
the lyrics to real songs
etc


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a many thing post today

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firstly, donated blood today! or, attempted to anyway. I was so nervous, and the lady with the needle could tell and she was saying "it's alright it will only sting for 10 seconds then that'll dissipate and you won't feel a thing". so then she felt for my vein and she found one, and then she did the whole dabbing thing, then she was about to put the needle in and she goes "it's your first time so I recommend you don't look" so then I started full freaking out, in my head thinking

WHY CAN'T I LOOK WHY WHAT HAPPENS DOES SOMETHING REALLY DISGUSTING HAPPEN WHEN THE NEEDLE GOES IN IS THE NEEDLE REALLY BIG DOES IT MAKE A MASSIVE HOLE WTF WHAT HAPPENS.

and so my brain was full raging and my heart beating and I swear my hand around the stress ball was just pumping so hard that I started sweating and I was looking over at Jess like "wth I'm so scared."

she puts the needle in and I feel it go in, but it's okay that doesn't hurt, but once the blood is sucked out I started feeling really woozy and my tummy went strange and I wasn't even looking at the process because I'm terrible with blood. this is rare by the way, majority of people are fine with the blood getting taken out, my body is just weak.

and then she goes "uh oh, look at that leak, you're one of those." and I'm seriously thinking

WHATTTT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT WHAT FARK WHAT?! but I'm trying to act all calm and collected like the dope lil fly chick that I am and I go "oh, what's happening? what do you mean?"

and she's in the middle of explaining that I've got a good vein and all but it's not pumping enough blood or something and then ALL OF A SUDDEN THE NEEDLE FRIGGIN MOVES AND I ACTUALLY FEEL IT VIBRATE INSIDE MY ARM. and the woman calmly goes "oh! did you feel that?" and I'm like "ha .. ha ... ha yeah... ye.. yeah I did.. wha. what is it?" and she goes "well, the valve inside your vein yada yada yada *bio science stuff I don't understand" yada yada yada didn't like the needle because you've got small veins and this is a big needle, so then it tried to close around the needle, so it moved the needle around trying to get it out of your arm." and I'm just sitting there frozen on the chair going WTF WTF WADAFARK in my head and just panicking, but I was trying to look all yehhh watevsss isalll goooood im chiillll. but seriously though, my blood was tank enough to push a needle, pretty cool.

ANYWAY so then they had to stop taking blood from me otherwise I'd die or something (jokes I'm not really clear on it all) so I only got 50mL out when I should've donated 500mL and I felt so bad because my body failed me, but the woman was like "don't worry darling it's no one's fault, you came and you did what you could so that makes you a wonderful person. you did a great job today! you're 1 in 30 who donate, whereas the other 29 don't even bother to help." so that made me feel prattay speshal.

and then afterwards as soon as the valve started closing up, I got a bruise. my skin's super sensitive according to the woman so it just bruised immediately afterwards. my arm's still sore right now. if you're thinking about donating blood please don't worry about bruising, it only bruises if you're weirdly tank like me.

after that we were sent to the Hydration Centre/Room can't remember what it was called where we just sat and talked and had milkshakes and muffins and it was sho FUN. food makes the pain go away.

here are our arms afterwards! all bandaged and boooootiifull // jess, kriti, emma, me


had an amazing experience today and I'll definitely be going back, hopefully next time it works out. if you are over 16 and over 50kg please donate blood! even if you get freaked out at the thought it really is worth saving three lives for. don't let my story scare you, because I'm the 'victim' here and trust me, it was more fun than anything. you feel fantastic and super uber ruber fulfilled at the end. all you those donating?! good on you :)


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who vandalised my Intuition booklet?! if I was there when you did it, my mind must have been in a completely different world because I have no memory of this //


lucky I noticed before I handed it in you ass.


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I walk into my bedroom, just innocently strolling around looking for my school bag ready to get down and do some serious studying, when I look over at my bed and almost scream //


THAT... THAT THING. IS A BABY. like , a doll, but nevertheless A WHITE BABY UNDERNEATH MY SHEETS. I thought it was a real human head at first, but turns out it was just an act of mothertryingtobringoutthelittlegirlinmewhooncelikedplayingwithbabies.

seriously. scary mum . don't ever do shit like this again .
jokes I love you very much mummy <3

Labels: emotional, humour, loved ones, my da/um is a fob, world

Young Soo Kim ... you are one funny maths teacher
You are even more englishly retarded than my school maths teacher :D

You have to be really be careful when it comes to these kind of questions

The funny bit is, he doesn't even realise he's saying it wrong :D
And also

Bacteria / per day

You have to be really intellectually up there to look at it first glance and go LOL THAT'S FUNNY. So yeh, sorry dumb people. Bacteria per per day? What?!
The funny bit is, he doesn't even realise he's making no sense at all :D

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Today my mother discovered SUDOKU.
Since she only just started, obviously she sucks right?

Conversation:
ME: Mum, you are so slow, how could you be so slow? It's not that hard! Just put a 4 there. See? Understand?! Oh my goodness. No not there ... there!
MUM: ... Shut up.

LOL. Btw this was all in english, not shang. So it was even funnier, because her accent was such a LOL worthy accent.

Labels: loved ones, my da/um is a fob, school

so. many stories of my parents being fob.
my dad is more frickin fob that that modern family dad.
LOL <3 MODERN FAMILY.


my father likes to luvo.
this is his attempt.


this is his result.


nice dad, nice

Labels: humour, loved ones, my da/um is a fob, photography

Labels: loved ones, my da/um is a fob

I bought the best birthday card for Felicity Jung (please don't read this) whom is turning sweet sixteen on July 14th 2010.

On your birthday you may ask yourself 'Why am I here?' This card contains the answer to your question.
*open card*
... YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX!

ROFL RIGHT? It's more of a, you had to be there, funny moment. I showed by mother and she laughed, so that's saying something.

PS: paranormal activity - scared the shits out of me. shit I am never falling asleep again. shit man shit. shit. just, shit I am forever scared. shit.
PPS: I still love sleepovers.

Labels: entertainment, my da/um is a fob

I love how my mother is so moody. Yesterday she was so upset with me and refused to even look at me. Today she's all hyper and trying to become friends with my friends.

I was on the phone with Jess and she goes, 'Ruby give me the phone I want to talk to Jesse' then she grabs it off me and whispers to me (don't worry I'm just joking) 'Jesse, can you tell me if Ruby has a boyfriend? No? Okay then.'

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Okay mum, okay.


on a separate note WHY IS 3D TRIG SO DIFFICULT.
SOHCAHTOA SOHCAHTOA SOHCAHTOA

Labels: my da/um is a fob, school

Jake (from masterchef)
'I came here to change my life.'

Mum
'HE CAME HERE TO CHANGE HIS WIFE?? Why did he come to change his WIFE?!!'

Labels: entertainment, my da/um is a fob