Saturday, May 21, 2011
12:02 PM
feeling like nothing's going your way?
INSANITY WOLF TO SAVE THE DAY; because everyone likes an insane wolf
won't be blogging for a while, because it's farking HSC. good luck guys. don't give up. keep up the work for another few months and then everything will be over. oh happy days here we come!
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Jiggy goes planking ...
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Form: Short Story
Time Limit: 1 minute
Place: Maths last period
*Jessica writes with Cherryl's blue pen*
Cherryl is a girl. A girl with a blue pen. It is a bad pen. It is faint. Faint is never good. Dark is good. Dark is always better. Dark chocolate is yummy. Yummy is a word you use to describe food.
*Jessica & Cherryl laugh and pass story over to Ruby*
*Ruby wtf and takes over*
Food is something you put in your mouth. Humans have mouths. Cherryl is a human, and therefore has a mouth. Cherryl is also a girl. A girl with a blue pen ...
*Cherryl, Jessica and Ruby laugh at the idea of a neverending story and distract class*
Man I'm going to miss moments like these :(
Labels: emotional, humour, loved ones, school
Saturday, May 7, 2011
12:24 AM
seriously want to sleep, but I made the mistake of charging my iPod on my laptop, again. now I cannot shut down until it completes charging, which will take a further who knows how long. I never ever learn. it's late and I don't think my grammar is correct lawlla js;ld. brb while I write down all my important USYD info night dates. do you guys know which uni y'all want to go to?
sooooo motherf-ing boooteefal
still cannot master the art of doing a bun.
INSANITY WOLF! I have an album for him hehe, because who doesn't love an insane wolf?
Labels: famous, humour, school
Saturday, April 9, 2011
1:14 PM
What the year 11s did to our maths classroom. April Fools Mr Payne!
Guess what I got in the mail! My donor card :D
Being an O+ve I did some research.
- We have the most common blood type in the world, thus we are "universal donors"
- Said to be the blood type of the ancient man, so it is recommended we feast on meat and seafood
- The Japanese believe blood types influence our personalities ; O+ve people are willing to help others, we're social, confident and accepting of new things. However, our stubborn and careless characteristics can be a let down
I do something special. I give blood.
You can too!
Labels: school, world
Sunday, April 3, 2011
5:09 PM
sick :(
the day before the last two exams :(
physics practical and ext 2 maths :(
lacking in concentration strength :(
like
fml :(
Labels: school
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
4:29 PM
Visual Arts COMPLETEDDDD.
FOUR MORE TO GO.
Today Sexton pissed me off. Maybe I was being really moody or shit, but seriously, she thinks she's all that, all powerful, like she rules the fucking school. Bitch, old news, you don't. You ugly, and you old. You come second in everything you do. I dislike loser people like you. How dare, you speak to me with that sarcastic little attitude, that tone, like I'm some dumb idiot.
YO. BITCH I'M IN YR 12, I GO TO A SELECTIVE BITCH. I'M A MAD NERD WHO'S GON' WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR DISCOVERING SHIT BETTER THAN AC AND DC PUT TOGETHER. YA'LL JUS' HATIN' CUS YO MAMA NEVER TAUGHT YU NO GOOD. SEXTON? SEXTON?! WHAT YU THINK YU SEXY OR SUM'IN? YA AIN'T. YU SO UGLY MA EYES 'N SOUL'S BURNING JUS THINKIN' 'BOUT YA FACE.
I tell it like Kingsley tells it.
Labels: emotional, entertainment, humour, school
Friday, February 25, 2011
7:43 PM
I slept really early last night, like definitely before 10pm.
I felt so good in the morning.
Then I had a morning shower and I felt even better.
So now I'm going to try and sleep much earlier than usual ie. after midnight because in the end it will only benefit me and my ATAR (:
I smell BBQ.
POTATO MASH NOMNOM DINNER TIME.
BYE BYE
Labels: epiphany, food, school
Thursday, September 23, 2010
12:05 AM
LIPSYNC
Just got home and it is ... 12am.
On a day when I am not dying of tiredness I will upload the videos I took.
Can I just say -
that performance - which I can't even mention in my blog because it will just scar it beyond recognition - made me cry. It was so terrible, I'm sorry, but it was. Haeun cried too so if I'm a freak, I guess she is as well.
Labels: school
Monday, September 20, 2010
5:11 PM
We have some silly meeting in a few hours in regards to Year 12
(no, not more Hatton language), giving me just enough time to blog a little.
Should actually be jumping around at badmington and making some wicked shuttlecock moves, but Cherryl ditched me
again and I have no idea what on earth she would ditch me for! But then again
the oompa ditches everything for anything.
ON A SIDE NOTE special thanks to my wonderful friends:
Jessica, Felicity, Usha and Sonia for your contribution to my VA projection. Thanks for sacrificing your entire lunch for me, and also 30 or so minutes into period 4.
Thank you thank you thank you or else I wouldn't have gotten by assessment done and I would have stressed and burned myself out so badly that I would never ever pass.
Also, welcome Sue Kang to Hornsby Girls! I hope your first day was full of positive impressions. We will try to make you feel as welcome as possible. PS You're so pretty (:
Labels: loved ones, school
Thursday, September 16, 2010
7:03 PM
CATCHUP PART TWO
As everyone knows I did not get prefect, so I thought I would show you all what the rejection letter looks like. LOL just seemed funny. I didn't expect the spot anyway, and so reading over the 'We would like to offer you the position of Travel Prefect' made me laugh. Seriously either you're a Prefect, Travel Prefect or you didn't try for the spot. Sorry to be blunt but I'm pretty sure that's it. As if they can be bothered to type up any more letters.
Oh well. Travel Prefect means I get to boss everyone on the trains and buses around. Which is wonderful, since Juniors are always screaming. Gee no one cares. Shut up.
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I tried doing my triple screen VA projection thing at home
Let's hope the real thing turns out a little better.
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Cherryl being the lucky person she is won a free magnum today! Gold caramel magnum. NOMNOMNOM
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I'm backin up backin up backin up backin up/
Cause my daddy taught me good/
I'm backin the hell outta there/
And I'm like OMG OMG MG
check out the BED INTRUDER youtube channel if you haven't recently!
Labels: food, loved ones, music, photography, school
5:05 PM
I AM.
wait for it.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at last!
Oh the feeling, I miss this feeling, I miss the feeling of blogging too!
Thinking about it now, before long (as in, Term 4) I'll be disowning this for an entire year.
It's called
commitment.
It's called
stepping up my game.
It's called
prepping myself for the HSC.
It's called ...
having no life.
Hopefully my skill of staying away from the virtual world will reflect in my final results.
I'm so angry at my performance at the moment. Maths especially.
Damn maths. MATHS I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU. I'm reconsidering taking on four unit.
To clarify: no I do not do chemistry or economics like so many people seem to think of me. I am not a nerd.
alidjshgrhg exams are over what am I doing talking about work?
Shout out to Jess - sorry about vandalising your maths paper. I'm spontaneous.
Love, peace and joy is my mission.Labels: emotional, school
Sunday, August 29, 2010
6:49 PM
Young Soo Kim ... you are one funny maths teacher
You are even more englishly retarded than my school maths teacher :D
You have to be really be careful when it comes to these kind of questions
The funny bit is, he doesn't even realise he's saying it wrong :D
And also
Bacteria / per day
You have to be really intellectually up there to look at it first glance and go LOL THAT'S FUNNY. So yeh, sorry dumb people. Bacteria
per per day?
What?!
The funny bit is, he doesn't even realise he's making no sense at all :D
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Today my mother discovered SUDOKU.
Since she only just started, obviously she sucks right?
Conversation:
ME: Mum, you are so slow, how could you be so slow? It's not that hard! Just put a 4 there. See? Understand?! Oh my goodness. No not there ... there!
MUM: ... Shut up.
LOL. Btw this was all in english, not shang. So it was even funnier, because her accent was such a LOL worthy accent.
Labels: loved ones, my da/um is a fob, school
Saturday, August 28, 2010
10:27 PM
I'm not sure what to blog about this time ... which is strange because I usually do.
Daffodil's Day was yesterday 270810. Pretty cool day, and we got stickers for wearing yellow! Jessica, Felicity and I were being gangster wearing hoodies and taking gangster luvos, and singing real gangster tunes.
iYiYiYi missing you missing you
see that shit on my hand in the first picture?
that was felicity being a douche and doodling on me.
she wrote: ruby loves Japanese people
she drew: a series circuit
anyone who knows me knows that's an absolute LIE
no one likes a liar
PS: can mobile phones get viruses? because I think mine just did.
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Watching Blood Diamond. Never realised how amazing of an actor DiCaprio was.
It's a pretty intense movie - I just saw children having their hands axed off, and a mother getting shot, children doing the shooting, and slicing up of goats.
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Know what else is intense?
FACKING INTUITION.
I pulled another all nighter (me and all nighters,
I can never get enough ...) for business, then the next day I had a four hour extra lesson on parametrics; my nightmare. Sure
mathematics is my best friend, but parametrics is t e r r i b l e. It hate me, I hate it, mutual relationship.
NOTE:
this is sarcasm
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Money I owe back:
Cherryl: $5.00
Felicity: $2.00
Jessica: $0.20
Any more? Likely. I have a Dori memory.
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Also, I realised there was a lot of controversy revolving around my recent post on candid photos.
If you are truly offended by anything you see please write in on my tagboard and I will take a look. If you can't stand your face on my blog please let me know! I will remove it! I don't plan on being reported to the police for violation and defamation any time soon.
PS everyone visit and link
ALL THINGS BLUE
= NPH lover/mrs patrick harris/jessica hui
Labels: humour, loved ones, photography, school
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
5:47 PM
LOL
In Physics today we were talking about Anita. Can't remember about what, but yeh.
So anyway, we were saying how Anita and Davina sound
realllyy stupid when they speak
(except that Davina is stupid) and then Felicity goes
nah, you don't look stupid, just ... really obsessed with yourself
Great work Flick.
I don't think you made Anita feel any better, if anything, you made her feel worse.
:D
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As much as I love intuition, us Hornsby Girls' have an extra PARAMETRICS class friday afternoon.
FOR FIVE HOURS.
OMGOODNESS.
FIVE HOURS OF PARAMETRICS.
OMGOODNESS.
OMGOODNESS.
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If you think you're brave - go watch 1 guy 1 cup.
One man sticks a glass jar up his asshole, then it breaks, then his ass starts bleeding, then he has to take the broken shards of glass out, and then there's like a pool of dark red blood.
No I haven't seen it ...
I'm slightly intrigued to watch it though, after seeing Soulja Boy's reaction video!
Labels: humour, loved ones, school
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
9:20 PM
Today during English Extension, our line was talking about the primary school days, and I brought up ________ ____. She was a girl in me class who had been born blind and I was saying how she's so smart and how she goes to ________ _____ High School. She is an amazing, strong person.
Then I remembered an extremely childish and stupid question I asked her in year 5:
So do you not know what the colour blue looks like?
Dea, Sonia, Felicity and I went on discussing how dumb I was, but after a few minutes, we discovered Felicity is more dumb than I am.
Person 1: How would you explain what the colour blue looked like to a blind person anyway?
Felicity: Like, the colour of the sea
...
that's a bimbo thing to say
it's such a cheesy grapevine type of quotable quote
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Today we also had the best time scaring 'the shits' out of cherryl (I just spoke like Dr Stokes).
So, you know those stairs coming down from the library? Me, Felicity and Jessica stood at each turn in that order, waiting for Cherryl to come down. I went first and just RAHHH'd at her and she went crazy because she wasn't expecting it at all.
Then we walk a bit more, and just at the turn, Flick jumps up. She doesn't just come out from nowhere, but literally jumps up because she was crouching, and because she's so tiny it made it even more shocking for Cherryl.
Jessica was waiting right at the bottom, but hiding far enough so that Cherryl didn't suspect anything. Cherryl was fully like 'Okay guys, where is Jessica ...' Obviously we 'didn't know.' She was probably 'already sitting in the quad.'
But she wasn't.
And we scared Cherryl one last time.
Then when she calmed down we took photos with her fail camera phone, and I took professional looking candid snaps of everyone.
ME = QUEEN NINJA
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School is my second home.
Labels: humour, loved ones, photography, school
Friday, August 13, 2010
9:10 PM
I'M SICK.
I'M ACTUALLY SICK.
I have the stupid
flu / cold / a fever / swine flu / usingup10billiontissuesinasecond / killmenowIfeelterrible
I don't feel well, but I commend myself for battling through three hours of Intuition. I'm so proud of myself, because I managed to survive, even though
soooo many times I had to walk out, blow my nose and grab a cup of water to ease my throat.
Sid (my maths tutor) actually said to me one time
'Are you sure you don't need to go pee?'
It was awkwardly embarrassing. THANKS SID. so yeh, I went to pee.
Furthermore (HAHAAA) I met Claudia today, this year 12 chick from I can't remember what school
it was a Catholic girls' school and I can never remember the names and she's so funny. But yes, she told us this story and LOL LIKE LOL LIKE ROFL LOL. Basically, it's too disturbing to put on my blog - but it involved warm pee in a large Macca's coke.
Felix (my physics tutor) was all
wtf when she told him. seriously I was laughing the entire time, and Claudia couldn't say a single sentence without cracking up. you know when you crack up so hard that you don't even make a noise? well, like that.
Intuition = the best
RNBLabels: humour, school
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
6:43 PM
more art everyone
Live interactive art video installation at the experimental art festival Le Flash in Atlanta, GA. Two Hmong actors engage with the audience via live video feed to them inside the building. The audience engages the heads by speaking into the provided microphones. The heads are projected 14 feet high and tower over the people outside. The heads are meant to intimidate the audience and reverse the roles of majority and minority and give the audience the feeling of being an immigrant in a foreign country. A collaborative project by Stefani Byrd and Wes Eastin made possible by a grant from the Atlanta Celebrates Photography Festival. Featuring Faith and Jeff Her.
so basically, they put these male and female Hmong (something Asian?) actors behind screens so you can't see them, but they can see you. there are microphones for the people who pass by to speak into and interact with these floating heads. this was all held at an Art Festival, so it wasn't super super strange. but honestly, the stranger the better I THINK.
it's the best.
it made
me laugh (not that that's saying much) because no one can understand a word they say. they just act really funny.
back to va research ...
Labels: entertainment, photography, school
Thursday, August 5, 2010
10:22 AM
TEEHEE!
look at the time. guess where I am?
school (:
va, I have my installation idea, and I'm on a Mac looking at videos and being beyond cool.
I will be exploring technology and the depersonalisation it imposes on people. modern society love to chat online, webcam etc. and we don't realise that this completely takes away our voice and identity. the video will be of no audio. I'm going to have performers walking in front of the projected video (which will be on glass, like a massive computer screen) wearing complete white/black and blocking their mouths.
how deep. not.
people have such amazing ideas.
and involve audience interaction.
which I don't think I can incorporate.
fuck I just realised my idea has nothing to do with the unit enigma/paradox.
maybe I'll do something with Tiger? babies, crying, laughing. projected in front of some cage looking thing. how we're too protective of children? but how, we have to be? FUCK I DON'T KNOW.
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mac keyboards are so easy to press.
me likeeee
Labels: school
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
9:24 PM
Epicycles explain retrograde motion.
CLICK ON ME
I FOUND A GIF.
FOR PHYSICS.
I FRIGGIN LOVE GIFS.
not physics, gifs
Labels: entertainment, school
1:07 AM
va kills me, nevertheless I love it.
Murat Musulluoglu is an artist with an eccentric vision of a more hopeful world. We highlight his “Welcome” series, which consists of patterns made with food-coloring and water-filled cups; it took place in public parks throughout New York City and truly brightened strangers' days.
using this as inspiration for some kind of installation later on. I must. I must.Labels: entertainment, school
Thursday, July 29, 2010
9:05 PM
mr Marshall writes on the board and speaks at the same time:
so these are called First Principals. hold on is it principle or principal? this is why I don't go near english. I'm englishly retarded.
it was a you had to be there type moment. seriously.
I love maths.
sorry Iris please don't hit me I didn't mean it.
I don't like Mr Hatton.
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- I want heel clogs
- I want a polaroid/SLR/video camera (anything that's more bloody interesting than a Digital)
- I want the album and posters
- I want Two Asian Kitchens to be written by Masterchef winner Adam
- I want time
5. 5. 5. 5.
I need it -
I need to do things, I need to make the most out of everything, I don't want to take things as they come, I need to make changes, I need to prove myself, I need to see things, I need to say things, I need to show things - I need it, if only I could have it.
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GOOD NEWS.
I'm a new Aunt (: congratulations older brother/
cousin Kai! I hope you, your wife, and your beautiful baby boy are doing well. I wish I could be in Shanghai to welcome him to this wonderful world. Our family has been blessed with this healthy boy.
Hugs and kisses to everyone back home.Labels: emotional, humour, school